New World Skank

This dress has a bit of old world charm to it. But it also has some new world skank. I think I like it kind of alot.

Time to start getting off of these pain meds…ya think?

Love to the world(s), both old and new.

OxOx, Amy Rebecca


So Bored

I am so bored. I have done nothing all day but watch movies.

Now, I have decided to write a blog post because I need to excercise some mental capabilities. And what a work of intelligence this post is turning out to be.

OxOx, Amy Rebecca

P.S. My pencil sharpener is broken so….be gentle on your critique of my coloring, ok?

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Red Bahn Scarf

Wisdom teeth recovery day numero two!

Here is a scarf that I designed and sewed myself. I call it the Red Bahn Scarf, because it is red, and because Bahn is the word for the subway system in Germany and I freakin adore Germany.

Enjoy, mes amigos.

OxOx, Amy Rebecca


Hamburg Dreams

Soooo….I got my wisdom teeth out today. Surgery number six in the last two years!

Anyhoo, the sketch today is an old one that I found lying around in the archives of my computer. For some reason I had saved it as Hamburg Dreams. Nooooooot really sure what that means? Your guess is as good as mine. If you figure out how this dress relates at all to Hamburg or to dreaming, please feel free to let me know!

Back to the ice bags and applesauce for me!

OxOx, Amy Rebecca

Follow Me, Bitchez!

I am joining! Which is sort of like proposing to my blog! Its saying that I am gonna be here for the long haul…me and my homie sketches ain’t goin’ nowhere, yo!


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SwegI took this picture while on vacation in Holland and thought it was pretty dope. Its like the dutchc version of Swag. I don’t know what it actually means, and google translate did not help so we are justt gonns stick to swag.

Still in Love with Preppy Boy

Bad news you guys. I am still in love with Preppy Boy.

Reasons Preppy Boy is perfect:

1. He loves New York City

2. He is sort of a badass

3. He has an amazing style that doesn’t look gay

4. His cologne. Makes me. Want to. @#$%#$ him.

5. His incredible light green eyes

6. His lazy half smile

7. He can pull off Birkenstocks and socks

Now for the predicament: I am not his type of girl. He is suave and popular and rich. I am awkward and I make rude jokes and I wear harem pants on a weekly basis. His type of girl is hot and polished and beautiful. And wears Herve Leger clothes. And riding boots. Like these girls.

OxOx, Amy Rebecca

P.S. I sketched these in math today then haphazardly threw some color on when I got home. They are not perfect. I cannot create perfect work when my heart is in pain.


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Sick Leather Skirt

I am exausted. I am in pain. I am living vicariously through my favorite TV characters. (Blair Waldorf, Zoe Hart, Elena Gilbert)

page0001 (4) (72x200)I want these red boots. So bad. Please, Santa? Pretty Please?

Here is a picture of a girl with a sick leather skirt.

I am going to go take a nap. Because my brain is fried. Proof: I just started a sentence with “because”.


OxOx, Amy Rebecca


More Stupid

As I lay here on my egg-yolk yellow colored couch, icing my foot and searching “how to write an autobiography” on, I realize that I did not post anything this weekend. I’m sure my zero readers will be devastated. ALAS, NEVER FEAR NONEXISTANT INTERNET FRIENDS! Here is a giggle for your late Sunday night/early Monday morning!

oceanDoesn’t that just make you laugh? I don’t know that I have ever seen words strung together to complete such a dumb thought before. Every time I read it, it gets more stupid.

Okay, I just typed “more stupid”. I think its time for me to go to bed.

TTYL My No-mies (get it?! No+homies = No-mies! Like, as in, no homies, like no friends! Hahahahhahahaha. Time for bed.)

OxOx, Amy Rebecca